That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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