I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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