The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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