Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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