If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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