Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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