The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I intend to get homeless drunk
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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