Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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