Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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