Umm I'm too high to move.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My feet surprised me
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