Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
my god I love twenty year old dicks
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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