You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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