38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Will exercising make me less horny?
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