I bet he comes in French.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize