My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
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