I must be too annoying 4 u.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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