I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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