"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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