I cockslap morals
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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