at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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