I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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