i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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