ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
