cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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