So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
my shit smells like andre
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
