paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
one might say we're banned from that church
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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