She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
why is half of my head shaved?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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