He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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