Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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