birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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