Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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