But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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