we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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