just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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