thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I could have mohawked her pubes.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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