8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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