Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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