she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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