Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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