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(831): View more from California

I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.

(1-831): View more from California

stop. you already have a dog

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it

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(443): View more from Maryland

Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.

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