Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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