i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
