Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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