Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Pants are for mortals
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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