the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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