So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Randomize
