So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Randomize
