And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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