if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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