question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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