Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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