Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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