how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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