At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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