My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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