How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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