i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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