He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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